God is homeless - WTF?!!?

A lawsuit against God has been thrown out - not because (as you might reasonably suppose) He doesn't exist, but because he has no fixed abode:

Legal case against God dismissed

A US judge has thrown out a case against God, ruling that because the defendant has no address, legal papers cannot be served.

Best bit:

The court, Mr Chambers said, had acknowledged the existence of God and "a consequence of that acknowledgement is a recognition of God's omniscience".

"Since God knows everything," he reasoned, "God has notice of this lawsuit."